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Darien: Why would I lie about this?
Casey: Oh, I don't know, Darien. Maybe for the same reason you conned me for a year.
Darien: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, that was different. That wasn't even technically a con.
Casey: That wasn't technically a--
Darien: No. What?
Casey: You told me you worked for UNICEF. You told my mother that you worked for UNICEF.
Darien: What was I supposed to say to your mother?
Casey: Three hundred and sixty days, I am falling in love with a total lie, and that is not technically a con?
Darien: No. No, a con is for profit.
The Invisible Man