Hermione: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mother from her job at the Ministry and frightened of failing her O.W.L.'s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.
Ron: One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Darien: Why would I lie about this?
Casey: Oh, I don't know, Darien. Maybe for the same reason you conned me for a year.
Darien: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, that was different. That wasn't even technically a con.
Casey: That wasn't technically a--
Darien: No. What?
Casey: You told me you worked for UNICEF. You told my mother that you worked for UNICEF.
Darien: What was I supposed to say to your mother?
Casey: Three hundred and sixty days, I am falling in love with a total lie, and that is not technically a con?
Darien: No. No, a con is for profit.
The Invisible Man
Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
Leonard: No, you gave me an explanation. It's reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers!
Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
The Big Bang Theory